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Assault Cow 2.0


You asked, and we delivered two-fold!

A brand new High Capacity Assault Cow design featuring only the bison with the printing on the back! The front features the Invasion of The Idiots logo over the right pocket area. The design has been given a vintage treatment, because we all know High Capacity Assault Cows do not sit on their laurels and are out looking for the next tourist who is a little too close. 

Designed in Montana, Printed in Michigan, Shipped Worldwide!

Aqua Heather: 52% Cotton, 48% Poly
Black Heather: 90% Cotton, 10% Poly